1% mortal 99% ADHD

Feb
7th

Sat

I made the biggest mistake today

I was dropping off my little friend Jack and I accidentally called him Julian :/

Jan
21st

Wed

I sometimes strangely look a lot like Kristen Dunst sometimes:

I found a new tea shop it’s called Lollicup it has yummy boboa

I wanna invite sierra, ashley, kenzie, amy, nina and kacey to my birthday party on the 29th

P.S: I can’t forget: ON THE 28TH I GET TO SEE IF I CAN GET INVISALINGES OR NOT

Dec
26th

Fri

Sleep

something pretty strange had came from my neighbor’s alley after having a really weird dream from a nap. As I woke up I saw a red light cast on the play set and now I hear strange noises pounding on the walls. It’s pretty creepy but I can handle it I don’t really care. Plus my neighbor is like obsessed with me (he’s my age JTTY) and he’s really weird.

Like a few days ago he was swinging on his swings. As I was looking for my dog that got out. He was talking to himself but like there weren’t any words just mumbles like he was metal (which he is). Oh god I hear him swinging right now! :X sierra has seen this kid before.

another strange picture of me: I was at school and waiting for my teacher to read my story so I took a picture of myself. My hair was extremely messy that day.

I’m gonna go up to the mountains pretty soon to see harl, mark, and jake :) they’re staying at our vaca house with us. Which means I also get to see little shaney, gracie girl, mixe, and joe.

I hope Harl gets along with Gracie. It seems like each time I introduce a little friend to another they don’t get along that well :/

Dec
25th

Thu

I’ve ordered tons of juicy stuff today and I must remind myself to keep on checking the order status
in the mean time I have to find away to let everyone know about this place (Still…)
and look at this photo of me and sierra I found:

FIRE BARBIES!

I miss c.c oh so dearly and same with amy and nina and the rest of the group :/

wierd fact:
trees can actually scream if they’re being cut down

happy holidays to anyone who is reading this :)

( )^( )
(=’.’=)
(“)_(“)O

Dec
24th

Wed

ewie, did you know

there’s these flatworm in the ocean that’s both boy and girl. What happens is when two of them meet. When they want to have sex, they have a battle with their (yes) PENIS’!

The one that sends more sperm onto the other worms’ skin wins. The loser becomes a girl and the winner is the guy in this play.

I didn’t know they had sperm either. ;/ hmmmm I guess it’s just mother nature

heehee

really weirdly insane but true!

Dec
23rd

Tue

why are you making cupcakes, when you’re just gonna poop them out

— Pete Wentz (at least I think)

my random stuff of the day

did you know that fungus is most closely related to humans and animals AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDD that the regular genders for a species is male and female well fungus has more that 36,000 genders! wow think about the sex part for us humans we just have boys and girls. You could either be straight or gay. But if you’re fungus you can get creative ;) wow I bet the fungi generation has great orgys! *vomit*

anyways just a insanely gross weird fact

Dec
22nd

Mon

Monday mornings

so today is no school… in fact NO DAYS OF SCHOOL till january 6th and I feel kind of wierd about that. I mean like what’g gonna happen when I wake up for school when winter break ends? I’m gonna feel all shitty and beat down. When ever I wake up I feel like a big something is missing on my back. Like I have no back body at all! :P anyways I should get back to surfing the web these are usually some websites that I go to: www.myspace.com www.buzznet.com www.polyvore.com www.twitter.com www.juicycouture.com it’s like a cycle every morning I feel proud of myself because at least my friends read my blog :) that’s all the time I have for now though kisses

Dec
21st

Sun

the pillsbury boy's return - my mini movie

Mother: hey kids, do you want poptarts for breakfast!
Kids: YEAH!
Mother: O-kay
[pillsbury boy peeps out from the kitchen counter on the other side of the kitchen glaring at the mother]
Mother: here you go kids
[pillsbury boy comes out form corner, mom and kids notice]
Mother: gasp, pillsbury boy... this,this isn't what it looks like
Pillsbury boy: after all the times I've let you touch my tummy, HOW COULD YOU JANE!
Mother: Pillsbury I'll make it up to you... how about I'll cook some rolls for dinner than everyone is happy, here... I'll poke you right now
see?
[she pokes pillsbury boy]
[pillsbury boy clicked his gun]
pillsbury boy (scary ghetto voice): BITCH! touch my tummy one more time!
(the gun goes off)
Kids: gasp, mommy
Pillsbury boy; your fucking slut whore faced mommy went to a better place
[police lights through the kitchen]
Police outside: pillsbury boy, come out with your hands in the air
pillsbury boy: holy shit, the cops
[pillsbury boy dashes out the window but before he jumps he turns to the kids]
pillsbury boy: remember to feed your children pillsbury toasterstroodles... WEST SIDE
(he jumps out)
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